House Shark
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Just when you thought it was safe to go home! When Frank (Trey Harrison) finds his happy home under attack by a dangerous but largely unknown breed of shark, he's enlists the aid of the world's only House Shark Expert, Zachary (Michael Merchant), and a grizzled former real estate agent, Abraham (Wes Reid), to embark on a desperate quest to destroy the beast and claim back his life. It's JAWS in a house! Special edition Bluray includes 2 disc set, Reversible art, bonus slip cover and more! Review: Perfect trash movie - Saw this movie with my friend who also loves trash movies. This movie is freaking great! Loved every single second of it Review: Should win the academy award for best motion picture ever! - I know Ricky Bobby said the movie Highlander won the award for best movie ever, but I have to say House Shark is certainly a good tie for best movie ever. From the award winning acting to the top notch special effects this movie will have you repeating lines to your friends, who will clearly think you a madman but actually just divinely touched by the blessing that is House Shark. Titanic, Avatar, the Godfather... all crap compared to this movie. I wait with bated breath for the sequel!
| Customer Reviews | 3.9 out of 5 stars 101 Reviews |
J**O
Perfect trash movie
Saw this movie with my friend who also loves trash movies. This movie is freaking great! Loved every single second of it
J**E
Should win the academy award for best motion picture ever!
I know Ricky Bobby said the movie Highlander won the award for best movie ever, but I have to say House Shark is certainly a good tie for best movie ever. From the award winning acting to the top notch special effects this movie will have you repeating lines to your friends, who will clearly think you a madman but actually just divinely touched by the blessing that is House Shark. Titanic, Avatar, the Godfather... all crap compared to this movie. I wait with bated breath for the sequel!
B**D
what ???
i love shark movies and took a chance on this one. all i can say is what the heck? this is the most stupid movie i have ever watched! they must have had a very small budget, the shark is just a puppet. this will be one movie that sits on the shelf, never to be watched again
S**N
Cheesy but funny
So hilarious!!!! Loved it!!
R**N
some funny moments, with maybe a few too many lines ...
some funny moments,with maybe a few too many lines borrowed from jaws, some were good and nicely timed but they went overboard a couple of twists better than i thought it would be
M**H
So bad its good ole B rated film
You get horrible lines, awful special effects, poor sound effect, funny, etc. Its laughable to watch. Even a lady that got naked for no reason at all. :) smoke a dube and enjoy.
A**A
Great bad movie
This movie is horrible and I love it. Does contain some pretty adult humor, not for younger kids.
S**K
Loveing every minets
Came perfect and then i watched it funny as heck
A**E
An astonishingly abhorrent movie. Arrived in good condition.
The DVD was in good shape and arrived swiftly. The movie itself is an affront to human decency, being roughly two hours in length and filled with writing, acting, and effects that make you want to teeter over the edge and finally succumb to the clawing temptations of death. Overall a perfect joke gift for friends and foes alike.
M**H
Don’t bother ordering
The front cover is a misrepresentation of the film as it depicts a real shark instead of the ridiculous foam/rubber prop used throughout this excuse for a film. I really wouldn’t bother ordering this as the disappointment will put you in a bad mood for the rest of the day. It’s unbelievably atrocious acting amazes me how it managed to get to production in the first place. Complete waste of time and money.
S**N
The best of the worst
If you haven't seen this movie, don't buy it; you won't appreciate the gold within. If you have seen it, it is great to share.
A**R
Crap
This was bloody awful
P**O
garbage
What a load of crap
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