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🪵 Give zero fucks, sustainably and stylishly.
The KUMLENMO Fuck Jar is a 5oz glass jar filled with 100 laser-cut wooden 'fucks' made from responsibly sourced wood. Designed as a humorous and eco-conscious gift, it serves as a playful stress-relief tool and conversation starter, packaged securely for safe delivery. Perfect for professionals seeking a witty desk accessory or a memorable gag gift.
| ASIN | B09HT6ZC7K |
| Brand | KUMLENMO |
| Brand Name | KUMLENMO |
| Capacity | 5 ounces |
| Customer Reviews | 4.9 out of 5 stars 4,487 Reviews |
| Manufacturer Part Number | QTDP |
| Material | Glass |
| Material Type | Glass |
| Number of Items | 1 |
| Number of Packs | 1 |
| Unit Count | 1 Count |
Q**R
Great gag/white elephant gift, but also a useful tool
My boss loved this! He thought it was absolutely hilarious. He and his wife have decided to uses it as a marraige communication tool at the end of their day.
J**P
Funny and a good side gift as a joke that the recipient will keep.
It’s just a funny gift to make someone laugh. Someone mentioned the story it comes had a lot of spelling errors and looked cheap. Mine didn’t. There were a few spacing errors, but it was really well written. We were howling whilst reading. It’s not cheaply made. It’s cute.
H**E
Great gag gift
Put these in my father stocking for Christmas we had such a great laugh. And he still pulls them out everyone now and again to make people laugh
C**H
Great gag gift
I got this as a joke gift for someone I worked with because we worked at a terrible office. She thought it was hilarious and handed them out to our coworkers. Her child did not think it was funny but we did
J**E
Perfect reminder of what is important
I absolutely love this. I almost want to order a backup!!! I wish I could afford to buy it in bulk and give to every colleague I have. This is very well made. The jar is substantial and there are plenty of well-made little fks to fill the jar There is an adorable, timely note that comes with it. The jar has some tasteful decorative twine on the bottle neck which could be removed or changed out. It's going on my desk at work, but I'm too selfish to give them out to clients. I do think I will order another so I can do just that. A great gift, a great little pick me up in a world that is kind of f'd up right now.
M**G
Funny gift
Best secret Santa gift. For adults only.
C**R
High Quality; Many F's to Give
Glad I bought this as a joke gift. Turns out the f's are well made, and stand up on their own, if that's what you want to do with your f's. Definitely buying more for all the people I know who need f's to give. Well priced f's for the quality of f's. *Have to type "f's" because, despite the product, am not allowed to swear in the review!
D**Z
Gag gift
Gag gift for my boyfriend’s brother. Always says he don’t give a ——. This made everyone laugh. A lot Of fun. Good conversation piece.
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