Lucky Rainbow Unicorn Poop Specimen Collected Ireland with Bit O' Luck Gift Card

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A Bit O' Luck Straight from the Unicorns of IrelandPerfectly Packaged in Rainbows Freshness GuaranteedPint Sized and Perfectly Petrified PoopShare Keep or Spread Some Luck Today Unicorn poop has been long coveted for the properties of luck and fortune that they can provide. Give the perfect gift to that special unicorn in your life. With a license in pocket from the Unicorn Council and the optimism instilled by completing the questing curriculum the previous year, I set out on a magical quest to find the elusive unicorn. Rumors of spotting had been spreading in Dublin, so off I trekked one damp dreary morning. I was able to find signs that unicorns had been in the area. Hoof prints were consistent with documented print specimens, and horn marks were found near a pool of standing water. In addition, the most amazing unicorn poop specimens I have ever seen were scattered along the path to the water. I documented the uniqueness of each specimen as each was embedded with what has been determined to be a raw natural quartz crystal. This is the only location I have ever found such specimens.NO UNICORNS WERE HARMED NO PRINCESSES SACRIFICEDEach poop is unique, every unicorn may have slight variation in the poop and crystal that is created as unicorns don't poop in factories as this would be a huge unicorn rights violation.