Lusty Letter "Merry Christmas: Come Down on Me" Greeting Card
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Description
- Read in between the letters of Merry Christmas to see the lusty letterpress message: come down on me
- Letterpress message on inside of card reads, "Or "Come down my chimney," if you want to get all Santa on my ass"
- Card Dimensions: 7-inch-by-5-inch
- Envelope Color: Jellybean Green
Upon first glance, this Merry Christmas card is nice, festive and respectable; but upon closer inspection, it reveals a surprisingly naughty message: come down on me. The object of your affection will be dropping their jaw with amazement and immediate laughter. We recommend getting a room shortly thereafter.
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