How To Get An Asian Girlfriend (The Definitive Guide to Asian Girls)

Utter waste of money, but toilet paper in stead, all this is good for is a good wipe!

Got it as a gag gift for a friend and he said it was somewhat entertaining

it sucked , a rip off

Just when I thought I could get a hot Asian female, this book turned out to be a massive let down. There were literally no pictures and the only Asian women I could get are the ugly ones that even the Asian guys didn't want. I cried myself to sleep every night dreaming of my own perfect Asian waifu to make me her Asian food and teach me her Asian language. I wear Kimonos and weild an impressive Asian sword yet non of these females responded to me. I was called creepy and they would constantly comment on how I smelled of Doritos and B.O. I even have the Sasuke hair and if you squint and imagine me 300 lbs lighter you would think I was Sasuke jumping right off the pages. The girls at my local Anime convention always avoid me and when I ask if I can take a picture with them they always look like they don't want to be there. What gives? I'm a nice guy and will always defend m'lady's honor with my trusty Asian sword.

I’ve been waiting to get hit on by an average-looking, frumpy, pasty guy who’s bedded down women from a checklist of developing nations in Southeast Asia but, alas, I wound up with a tall, dark, handsome, charming, intelligent, engaging partner instead. If only more average-looking, frumpy, pasty guys would've read this book, we Asian women could settle for mediocre lovers. Really, though. Don’t buy this drivel. I wish I could give it zero stars.

Pretty good, but it never described how to activate my tentacles.

I already had a hot Asian girlfriend. I read your book in reverse and lost her. Then lost the book.

No. Just no. Maybe look into self help books instead.